Top 5 Terrible Movie Dialogues

Here is a pick of my top 5 terrible and the most ridiculous movie dialogues in hindi films. I was spoilt for choice for this topic as there are so many of them. So i chose them based on how pathetic they were in the context of the scene

Katrina Kaif( Yuraj ): ” Tum ek hardcore anti-famly man ho”

Hrithik Roshan (kites) : ” I had a dream, you had a dream, now we have a bigger dream” (watch from 6:52)


Shahrukh Khan (Kuch Kuch hota hai): Hum ek baar jeete hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti, pyaar bhi ek baar hota hai”


Akshay Kumar (Boss) : “Apne ko to sirf paani nikalna hai” (almost sounds as if he wants to give someone a BJ and wants a facial)


Aamir Khan (Dhoom 3) : “Bande hain hum uske , humpe kiska zor”

  1. sputnik 8 years ago

    That “hardcore anti-famly manโ€ is definitely one of the worst. I remember my friends used to keep re watching that scene and make fun of it.

    Kites one is bad and what makes it even bad is the sincerity with which Hrithik says it.

    The whole KKHH scene is pathetic. SRK hammed so badly and is so annoying in the whole scene.

    I don’t think the Boss one is that bad. Its par for the genre.

    Aamir’s horrible acting made that dialogue worse than it was.

    • Ipman 8 years ago

      may be its par for the genre of terrible films. there can be good dialgues too in a south masala. wanted had decent dialogues. i dont understand the fetish of “paani nikalna” it is so gayish!

  2. Ipman 8 years ago

    a few honourable mentions:

    MNIK : ” My name is khan and i am not a terrorist” (that is chor ki dadhi mein tinka)

    Don no 1: This has a series of unintentionally funny dialogues. just watch the conversation between nagarjuna and the villian

    Ready : “Jo nar hain woh mere pita hain aur jo maada hain woh meri maa hain” (watch from 2:24)

  3. sunil 8 years ago

    There are many bad dialogues apart from these.I Dont think boss dialogue is bad.

  4. Bored 8 years ago

    LOL – thanks for the laughs Baba.
    Great choices – all pathetic dialogues and delivered in the worst possible ways by our great superstars!

  5. Ipman 8 years ago

    some more

    Mard : “kay naam hai tumhara ? wahi jo har aurat ki zubaan pe hota hai”

    Jo bole so nihal “no if no but, sirf jat”

    Dabang : “Confused ho jaoge ki saans kaha se le aur paade kahan se”

    • Anjanpur685Miles 8 years ago

      That Mard dialogue is really bad one.

  6. sputnik 8 years ago

    The Greatest Movie Dialogue Ever

    This one I had already posted once.


  7. aryan 8 years ago

    Without Khader Khan’s Pathetic Dialogues Scene post it will be incomplete Pathetic Post Category So I would like to add one scene of Khader Khan.

    • Anjanpur685Miles 8 years ago

      Kader Khan is unique in many aspects. I mean it in a good way. He is very talented and has entertained me through his dialogue writing.

      One of my most fav of his:

      “Ek ton kapde dhone se koi washington nahi ban jata”

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