{"id":25045,"date":"2014-05-30T09:02:17","date_gmt":"2014-05-30T13:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tanqeed.com\/?p=25045"},"modified":"2014-05-31T15:58:18","modified_gmt":"2014-05-31T19:58:18","slug":"mihir-fadnavis-review-raid-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tanqeed.com\/mihir-fadnavis-review-raid-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Mihir Fadnavis Review : The Raid 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-ra5RU3XtG8s\/U4dhu6ywHFI\/AAAAAAAAMvw\/Fv-Q7X3mxe8\/s1600\/araid2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The Raid 2 was not a movie. It was a fine dining restaurant tended by a single waiter-cum-cook named Gareth Evans. Following are the events that transpired when I took a seat.<\/p>\n<p>Gareth Evans: Hello sir. Welcome to The Raid 2, your one stop destination for ass kickery, mayhem and guilty pleasures.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Hello. What\u2019s on the menu?<\/p>\n<p>Evans: Have you visited our previous restaurant The Raid Redemption?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Oh yes, I loved it. Is this one better?<\/p>\n<p>Evans: You bet your ass sir. The previous one was a tasty quick snack, this is a more expansive seven course menu. But you\u2019ll have to wait a bit for the dishes to be prepared. I assure you it\u2019s worth the wait.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Right on. What do you recommend I start with?<\/p>\n<p>Evans: We have a splendid prison fight to kick things off. It\u2019s delicious and it\u2019s appetizing because it gives you just a hint of what\u2019s to come.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Splendid.<\/p>\n<p>Evans: We\u2019ll follow it up with an insane rainy mud fight featuring three dozen extras.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Can you do it in a single take?<\/p>\n<p>Evans: Oh sure. Single takes are our specialty. You won\u2019t believe it until you taste it.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Cool. These are just the starters?<\/p>\n<p>Evans: They\u2019re meatier than most other whole courses, and you\u2019ll be drooling for more. We\u2019ll follow those up with two spicy items named Baseball Batman and Hammer Girl.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Rad names!<\/p>\n<p>Evans: They\u2019re as awesome as their names. It\u2019s too bad they\u2019ll be over soon and you can\u2019t ask for more!<\/p>\n<p>Me: Do you have chase sequences? I would like to have one train and one car.<\/p>\n<p>Evans: You got it sir. In fact the car chase is so good it will make you scream Holy Hastamaithun! And it\u2019s not easy shaky cam cheating, it\u2019s the real thing and it\u2019s bloody good.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Sounds cool. I loved Mad Dog the previous time. Can I get some more?<\/p>\n<p>Evans: A different version of Mad Dog will be served, with double the butt bashing.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Ok I\u2019m gonna go ahead and order something outrageous just to see if you oblige. I want slicing, dicing, one kitchen fight, three corridor fights, four executions and six villains. And snow in Indonesia. <\/p>\n<p>Evans: You\u2019ll get much more than all that sir.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Can.. can I also have a shotgun blast to the face?<\/p>\n<p>Evans: * Smiles and nods *<\/p>\n<p>Me: Gasp. How much do you think the censors will chop off before you serve this menu to me?<\/p>\n<p>Evans: Sir as you know ball busting is against Indian culture, but this time the censors only chopped off nudity.<\/p>\n<p>Me: I\u2019m ok with that. Bring me the food!<\/p>\n<p>Evans nods and walks back, picks up a knife, and smiles devilishly while slowly closing the kitchen curtain.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>See more at: https:\/\/mihirfadnavis.blogspot.in\/2014\/05\/movie-review-raid-2.html#sthash.fyBlySa2.dpuf<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":153,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5231,5],"tags":[6221,6202,5184],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tanqeed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25045"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tanqeed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tanqeed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tanqeed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/153"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tanqeed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tanqeed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tanqeed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tanqeed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tanqeed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}