First Look of Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol from Dilwale

I have been a fan of SRK/Kajol pairing even through the era when Kajol’s eyebrows met in the center of her forehead (watch DDLJ). Things have since then gone better and better. The chemistry these two share is unparalleled. Glance at this picture, even for a second, and the abundance of comfort between them becomes obvious.

They say a picture is worth a 1000 words. Clearly very few of those words are needed to state that this pairing and this movie is going to be a mega hit. Even the Doodhwallahs and the Chaiwallahs are looking at this picture and saying, “this is smoking hot”.

But if very few words are needed to state the obvious. What are the thousand words saying ?

The picture is saying that soon all around there will be girls wearing Kajol like skirts, walking down a romantic street, chewing the head off their boyfriend, hoping that he smiles back, with gives the same attention, that SRK bestows upon Kajol in this picture.

That is what the picture is telling. The picture does not waste too much time trying to tell you that this movie, Dilwale is going to be huge, that part is too apparent. Hence the picture is telling us guys, watch out, your head is about to be chewed off and you will be expected to smile and nod and enjoy the pleasure of the experience.

I know some of you are saying, no big deal, I can do that.

But you don’t get it, you will have to exude, the charm and romance of King Khan. You will have to smile like SRK, hence tell me, do you have the dimples of Shah Bhai ? His grace ? His personality ?

So forget the that this movie is going to be BIG, from today onwards start practicing on charm and humor. This picture is warning you that you are about to be called upon to be SRK. Hence, be ready.

The penalty my friend for failing is lonely nights, all by yourself on the couch in the living room. The picture ever lies. Get going now.

What can I tell you about the power of just one single image ? What can I really tell you, that you cannot witness for yourself ? Just one image of SRK & Kajol, and all the Doodhwallahs, and the Chaiwallahs, and those statistically challenged delusional tinhorn dictators, that think they are not just scientist at NASA but NASA itself, are scrambling to put forth their “analysis”, hoping & praying to undermine Dilwale and the warm, bright, clear rays of the morning sun we know as SRK.

Witness my friends the struggle to extrude under pressure, analysis about why Dilwale cannot make more than a certain amount.

Witness my friends their desperation in the disparaging summation of the Khan of all season’s career.

Witness the takeover of the asylum by the insane.

Is it funny ? Yes it is. Is it sad ? Yes it is. But, yours truly is happy to report that the rays of the sun will shine again tomorrow, they will will shine everyday, they will shine on Dec 18, 2015, and they will shine beyond that too.