It is said that Marathi born women can never be actresses because they look like kaam waali bais (exception madhuri dixit). Deepika Padukone has all the qualities of a typical Maharashtrian girl. She is not fair,has a Harsha Bhogle-ish smile and has Baba Ambedkar-accent. To top it all, she is awkwardly tall and has a pencil like monotonous figure. U cannot make a difference between her waist and boobs. Both are of the same size.It doesn’t help that she is a non-actor. In her first film, Farah khan used her intelligently as she dubbed her voice, that took the Baba Ambedkar angle away. She wore Indian outfits for major part of the film because Farah knew she has figure of a typical Maharashtrian man.
But she was exposed in her second film itself in BAH. Then came CCTC where she was aweful as the Chinese sister. She realised that her OSO bubble had burst and her non-act is out in the open. She realised that her contemporaries are doing much better and they can act better too.So since 2009,she remodelled her career what she perceives as the modern girl – the “Chaddi phenomena”. She thought- ‘ what I lack in talent, I will make up for it by wearing shorter Chaddis in my films. I will drink in all my films, dance on the table and will ask my hero “agar tum mera fayeda na uthao, tu mera pi ke kya fayeda”. ‘This will make me look rebellious from other actresses. I will create a niche for myself and I will be the wet dream of all Horny Indian men.’
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Break ke Baad - Chaddi |
Desi Boys - Chaddi |
If you observe,she has followed a certain pattern in her filmography:
So we observe the narrative of her career,it revolves around her Chaddi and drinking pattern. My objection is why does she try these things in Rom Com films? It doesnt suit the ambiance and the mood of the film when she is competing in the length of her shorts with her co-stars. Instead she should go all out and attempt some erotic thrillers like Basic Instinct or Unfaithful. Her brand positioning and her choice of films have a gross mismatch and hence she becomes the “Slutty Savitri” of our times.
As we talk, she has already added another slutty savitri character to her resume. Cocktail is poised for release in near future. Then there is another similar film with bf Ranbir. Before that she was with Sid Mallya, before than with Ranbir again and before that, with Hiren Pandya. She is wasting herself in wrong roles and wrong films.
Cocktail - Chaddi
Check out this excellent scene from the movie The Truman Show. 
Fuck it…!!!
I am still in Absolute LOVE with her..!!!
^_^
Baba,
Nice use of Pics…You cud have used more.
btw, i wanted the link of ur Blog ASAP…I tried to Google it but couldn’t get the proper link.
Please do post the link below.
click on my name,it will take u to my blog.
She is quite a Non-Actress I agree.
But will pick her anyday over Kareena,Sonam,Sonakshi & even Katrina(Sorry Baba) as far as Sexyness is concerned.
She kinda suits my tastes unlike Kat,Bebo etc.
But on Acting Scale, Katrina,PC,Vidya,Neha Dhupia,Anushka,Kangana are wayy Better.
Her last HIT was Housefull, I think and then 2yrs of Flops.
Wasting her time Sadly wid the Nonsense Show she puts up for the Media and bf’s and stuff.
She is fit for edgy roles but she tries to be edgy in rom com films which fails her.She likes being the slutty savitri.My request to her is drop the savitri bit and go for the slutty bit.There will be lots of takers.
She did act well in OSO – much better than her other movies so credit goes to Farah.
She did not wear chaddis in KHJJS and she acted quite well in that one. She acted well in Aarakshan too and had a much better role than Saif Ali Khan.
The problem with her acting is that sometimes she gives this blank/dumb expression and her accent is not good. But she can pull off Indian as well as western costumes equally well.
And more importantly she is a much better actress than Katrina Kaif
well her voice was dubbed in OSO so the acting doesnt matter.She was either smiling or crying throughout the film.
KHJJS ddint hv scope for chaddis else deepika wore them in a film like aarakshan too i think!
Regarding pulling Indian dresses,she made a Chandni Bar out of an Indian dress. http://marrymeweddings.in/wpblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/deepika-padukone-in-break-ke-baad-saree.jpg
She intentionally wears the bottom too low and her blouses are like bra.
None of her performances come close to Katrinas New york,znmd and NL.
“well her voice was dubbed in OSO so the acting doesnt matter.”
Katrina’s voice used to be dubbed too. Have not seen Namastey London but her voice was dubbed in Singh is Kinng too (as far as I remember).
Katrina was bad in New York. The climax scene is LOL funny. And she was speaking in British accent while playing an American from New York
When I saw trailer of Raajneeti I thought she was playing Sonia Gandhi role (some foreigner) but she was talking in same British accent while playing Indian in Raajneeti. I think her voice was also dubbed in a few scenes.
New york,znmd and NL are all similar caucasian type roles
I have not named the films where her voice was dubbed.Katrina was very good in new york,yes the film was bad in climax,otherwise decent. Her voice was not dubbed in SIK.
I like Seriously LOL’d like Damn Hard when I read this from someone like Sputnik(who reminds me a lot like Satyam but a lot Cooler,Milder & Saner in Comparison).
“She did not wear chaddis in KHJJS”
You took the line out and made it sound completely dirty
I was just messing with Baba with comparisons to Katrina.
Sputnik,
The Statement implied that that was something u were looking forward to in KHJJS.
“It is said that Marathi born women can never be actresses because they look like kaam waali bais (exception madhuri dixit). Deepika Padukone has all the qualities of a typical Maharashtrian girl.”
Deepika Padukone is not marathi/maharashtrian
She belongs to the konkani brahaman community which is predominantly mysore area. She and her father Prakash Padukone are from Karnataka (konkani brahmans)
this is from wiki
“Prakash hails from the Konkani-speaking community of Chitrapur Saraswat Brahmins.[4]”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prakash_Padukone
John Galt ,u r ill-informed.Deepika is a Koli(the machchiwaala category).She is a marathi.
Baba Ji
I am quite sure , you are now defending the quite witty opening line (I really liked it ) of your artice. Unfortunately for you, it doesn’t fit.
the Padukones are Konkanis belonging to the Mysore region.
John Galt – is dravid a maharashtrain in ur books? he also has lived his life in Blore.deepika is maharashtrian.kannada girls dont hv that kind of Harsha Bhogle-ish accent.Aishwarya is a kannada girl.
read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goud_Saraswat_Brahmin
read this too – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konkani_language
“Konkani is member of southern Indo-Aryan language group, most closely related to Marathi.”
Case closed.I am not here to spoon feed u.
Read the first line of your statement – “southern Indo-Aryan language group”
Thats says it all. Techinically all Indian languages will have similarities.
and I am not here to wipe your glasses so that you can see clearly.
Baba Ji,
The classification doesn’t work on what you think and see.
Aishwarya is a tulu girl. They are pretty different from the rest of kannadigas.
On what basis are you even saying, that deepika is a maharashtrian? because you think so?
Judging based on the accent ?? then Sonam Kapoor should be from lala land.
u already said deepika /padukones are konkani.rest ppl who read the comments will understand if she is a marathi or not.
Deepika has roots of konkani (the marathi flavour ) in her accent,.These people pronounce main as “may” and hain as “hey”.
Baba Ji,
Why do you care about what people think? If you are confident about it, that should be good enough. Like I am pretty confident Deepika is in no way marathi.
If i cared only about my views,i wont be sharing my views on a forum.I will write fb status or i will open a protected blog which do not invite comments.I care about what ppl think.
aankhen bhar aayin, ye jaan kar !!
Those some lines in the article are intentionally written to irritate/excite some group is fine
Konkan is not only a region in Maharashtra. It extends till Mangalore.
Besides, there is no connect between Konkani accent and Marathwada accent y babasaheb ambedkar.
Both accents have jamin-asman ka difference.
Its like a european saying tamil and hindi sound similar. They are totally different so I dont know where is the connect.
That Deepika Padukone has a horrible accent is a given (Horrible in context top the roles she plays). But she hardly sounds Maharashrian – be it marathwadi, widarbha, kolhapuri or konkani. Her accent (as her roots) is very much Kannadiga. She does not have a tinch of konkani accent in her – marathi or kannada belt.
Konkani accent is more close to French or Mandarin accent.
Deepika Padukone is from Kundapur (Coastal town near Mangalore, Karnataka) They are GSB Konkanis .. their mother tongue is Konkani no doubt but with heavy kannada influence
Even Vijay mallya is a GSB
Deepika padukone is a ethnic maharashtrian.She is not from karnataka.Yes,accent can be influenced by karnataka.
Sunil, Deepika is as “ethnic” a maharashtrian as a Japanese shares same “ethnicity” with an “Indian” (Soth Asians).
Or say “naplis” with an “Indian”
By mistake I clubbed Japan with asia – as in IT they club it.
APJ region – Asia Pacific & Japan
Vogue Cover 2012: Chaddi
Cover Page:
Various recent outings :Chaddi Campaign
May 2012 Filmfare cover chaddi
“Besides, there is no connect between Konkani accent and Marathwada accent y babasaheb ambedkar.
Both accents have jamin-
asman ka difference.”
Agree with Ritz…I am from this ‘Mumbai Goa Konkan Kannada’ Region/Background and Deepika is Nowhere close to being a Typical Maharashtrian.
The Writer has made some provocative statements at the Start of his Post(equating Maratha’s to Kamwali Bai’s) which were NOT reqd as topic is abt Deepika’s Filmography but I gladly chose to Ignore that(for d sake of Sputnik & tq).
The writer himself belongs to UP/Bihar side and must have some angst against Maratha’s(vich is totally understandable) and I too agree to it….But, tq is Not the Site for that.
p.s- plz keep the pics f Padukone coming in
serenzy,no offense to marathis.I have many marathi friends actually.It was written for fun,nothing serious
I like to stereotype things especially in my posts.
VJM is a Pure GSB(same as me & my family).
Sid & Deepika were meant to Break Up anyways.
Do keep the Pics flowing in Baba-ji.
Deepika and sid mallaya are both Konkani speaking people.they r called konkana’s in mangalore.I agree deepika has a strong Konkani accent. Vijay mallya is from a place called mulki near mangalore n deepika’s father is from a place called padukone.
Actually Padukone means bedroom in kannada/kodava takk/tamil, the surname is a dravidian word.
Padu-Sleep
Kone-Room
She does have bedroom eyes.
And she looks good in shorts. Lean tall girls look good in shorts which exposes their legs and Deepika has taken advantage of it.
Thanks for this interesting information. she is bedroom material too.
Can you differentiate this pic from cocktail, hf,bkb,kck or any other film? same bra-top, same hair,same flat waist, dont know if she is wearing a chaddi or not
Deepika – only actress who doesnt believe in wearing skin while performing at awards
Agree that she has followed a certain pattern in her filmography i.e. Concentrating on Rom-coms.
She is wearing chaddis in all those movies because its a trend in bollywood to wear chaddis in rom coms. Few examples
TMK, JTHJ, EMAET, london,paris new york, HF2, SOTY etc.
So shez just following the trend. The only difference is most of her movies are Rom coms and so it looks that she wears chaddis in all her films
A “Judgements” Photo that has gone viral.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/18/rosea-lake-vancouver-judgments-skirt-length-photo_n_2504950.html
Brilliant and Incisive !
Agree.
LOL thanks for this
dear whoso ever u are …get one thing etched in ur mind that maharashtrian girls DO NOT look like kaam wali bai’s !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am a marathi girl n im proud of being one! coz i know im pretty ..be it sonali bendre,urmila matondkar ,madhuri dixit..anusha dandekar etc they r all pretty girls ..i persoanlly know many other pretty girls who r maharashtrians ..so get ur facts cleared! secondly just because she is konkani it doesnt make deepika a marathi ..mindless u r ! :/ GET A JOB DUDE!!!
i also know i am bradley cooper. that doesnt make me one
but i get your point. i stereotyped intentionally because deepika has exploited the wannabe modern party girl with no subtle or remarkable differences she acts,dresses and looks the same way in all those films. i stereotyped a stereotype 
wow…she looks red hot..
You say her chest and waist are the same dimension and then post first pic with her boobs hanging out. That’s the first pic I have seen with a clear definition of her mammaries. Oh my! DO YOU HAVE MORE? Sorry for being a cretin but we are talking Deepika.
you clearly are not aware of few basic glamour tricks of industry. thats a push up bra which makes the boobs look to be hanging out.
btw a latest pic of her slutty savitri self in YJHD. who would expect this kind of off shoulder bra-like top on the occasion of marriage ceremony? trust deepika to surprise you
Well post more “glamor trick” pics if you can find them. Love the slutty Deepika avatar.